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This will be your home for eternity. Peter replied. And see that championship golf course out your back window?

It's included, too; you can play as much as you want, for free. Everything is free for you to enjoy. Peter interrupted. This is Heaven!

Here you just enjoy yourself. We could have been here twenty years ago! Sand Traps An octogenarian who was an avid golfer moved to a new town and joined the local Country Club.

He went to the Club for the first time to play, but was told that there wasn't anybody he could play with because they were already out on the course. He repeated several times that he really wanted to play today.

Finally, the assistant Pro said he would play with him and asked him how many strokes he wanted for a bet.

The 80 year old said, "I really don't need any strokes as I have been playing quite well. The only real problem I have, is getting out of sand traps.

Coming to the par four 18th, they were all even. The Pro had a nice drive and was able to get on the green and two-putt for a par.

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The old man had a nice drive, but his approach shot landed in a sand trap next to the green. Playing from the bunker he hit a high ball, which landed on the green and rolled into the cup. Birdie, match and all the money!

The Pro walked over to the sand trap where his opponent was still standing in the trap. I Dare You At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith.

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I remember that turning point in my faith. I had just earned my first dollar and I went to a church meeting that night.

The speaker was a missionary who told about his work. I knew that I only had a dollar bill and I had to either give it all to God's work or give nothing at all. So at that moment, I decided to give my whole dollar to God.

I believe that God blessed that decision, and that is why I am a rich man today. As he sat down, a little old lady sitting in the same pew leaned over and said to him, "I dare you to do it again.

Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.

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He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight.Hindi Movie Reviews.

All others were going to Jalandhar. Teacher- bhaarat ki raajadhaani ka kya naam hai?

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